recipes will be like “prep time: 3 minutes” & the ingredience list is like “2 sweet potatoes peeled & diced” girlie they do not come like that
recipes will be like “cook potatoes until soft, about 5 minutes” babydoll are you on bath salts
found an insane website with a very weak character generator that spat out something incredible by accident
strongarm is such a funny verb like i am going to make you do this. And btw I am using my awesome and powerful arms
#inconspicuous winking
few things I love about this scene:
* Aunt May mouthing “WHAT THE FUCK” as she hides her face from Tony with her tastefully falling curls
* Tony winking up a storm as May’s peripheral vision is obscured by her own tastefully falling curls
* Peter being able to see both adults trying to be sneaky












